Chuuby Brown.....not guilty? :(

**G-Virus|DAN|** · 17th March 2010

Anybody else feel slightly dissapointed that Chubby Brown DIDNT chin the bitch???

Adult comedian Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown has been cleared of assault at Teesside Magistrates’ Court.
The Grangetown-born 65-year-old, who gave evidence today under his real name, Royston Vasey, was accused of attacking 22-year-old Kelly Oliver on September 2 last year.
Mr Vasey, of East Harlsey, Northallerton, always denied the charge and said that Miss Oliver, who is now six months pregnant, was the aggressor.
The 19 stone comic said he was “gobsmacked” when Miss Oliver told him to “F*** off you F****** old fat b******, you f****** w*****!”
Mr Vasey, who as Chubby Brown is famed for being one of the nation’s lewdest funnymen, said people who used language like that were “uneducated scumbags.”
He admitted to calling Miss Oliver a scumbag during their dispute in the car park of Sainsbury’s in Wilson Street, Middlesbrough.
After the hearing, Mr Vasey said he was pleased with the verdict and was looking forward to his life getting back to normal.
For the full story see Wednesday night’s Evening Gazette.