After Making Love... The Italian says, "When I've a finished a
makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle
the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed
in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished
making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her
body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue
and she floats 12 inches above ze bed n pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've
finished
porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder
and wipe my pecker on the curtains. She hits the freakin
ceiling!"
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