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    http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?i...art=1&sparte=4

    very strange indeed but it had to hurt

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    "it was like this you see...... I was having a bath when I remebered that I had to take the dog for a walk,, unfortunately I had omitted to feed the dog for a week (thus he was very hungry) and the sight of my 'meat and two veg' was too much for him......so he ate them, honest officer"

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    ........after a pit bull dog he was walking attacked him, biting off the man's genitals before running away.
    Albuquerque police warned residents near the attack to stay away from the dog if they see it, and contact animal control
    hehehe , and u guess what they say about a "dog with 2 c0cks"

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