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    Default Hippie and a Nun

    A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and at
    once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with her and after
    telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he asks
    her to dinner.

    The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for 'perhaps a
    roll in the hay'. The nun, of course, declines the offer and gets off at the
    next stop.

    The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a conversation with
    the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippie, 'You really
    want that nun, huh?'

    After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with several
    lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment.

    'Well,' he says, 'Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the local
    cemetery, where she prays for about an hour. You two could be alone
    there...'

    The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan.

    Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery. Sure
    enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows her. She
    stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in prayer.

    The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a long
    flowing white robe and a bearded face mask. He tosses a handful of glitter
    at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly towards her.

    'My child' he says in a soft voice, 'It is I, your Lord. You have been such
    a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a satisfying sexual
    experience.'

    The nun gasps, 'Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from behind?
    At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin. My vow of celibacy
    is important to me.'

    The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms. He turns
    her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they are both
    pleasantly worn out.

    After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts... 'HA,HA,
    I'M THE HIPPIE!!!'

    to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting... 'HA,HA, I'M
    THE BUS DRIVER...!'

    sanjuro

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    pmsl

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    buahahahaha... very good

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    ROTFLMAO
    That is damn brilliant

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    LOL... Bloody excellent!!!!

    Mike.

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    that is the donkeys

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    Superb M8 hahahaha

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