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    Default New warnings on alcohol [READ!]

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
    wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you are whispering when you are not!

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
    Sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
    ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
    without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
    kicked.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
    Inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
    are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
    invisible.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
    time-space continuum where by gaps of time may seem to literally
    disappear.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
    Now that sounds familiar.:shock:





    EDIT: just changed code to quote so it fits one screen wide
    Last edited by ABCMan; 1st October 2002 at 12:23 PM.

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    you foumd all that out from the df bash didnt you

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    i would imagine that friction burns on the forehead are too

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    Default Re: New warnings on alcohol [READ!]

    Originally posted by Morph
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
    thats for Mav

    Originally posted by Morph
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can Sing.
    And one for Raptor


    Originally posted by Morph
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
    for whoever ended up with ms. floral print

    Originally posted by Morph
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum where by gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
    And thats for all of us

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    hahahaha @ the floral print
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