WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
Sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
Inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum where by gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.