A man is sitting at a bar with a woman with long black hair. He says,
"Mate, when you had that sex change operation I'll bet it really hurt."

"It's not as bad as you'd think, really," his friend replied, tossing back
her hair.

"Well," he said, "What about when they cut your dick off? That would hurt
for a while."

"No, it's not that bad. Just a few panadol."

"How about when they stuffed that silicone into your chest and made your

"Hardly felt a thing," she said with a smile.

"I'll tell you though," and she crossed her eyes, "when they drilled the
hole in my skull and sucked out half my brain... that really smarted!"