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    Default You people ever try this?

    im so burnt i tried this:

    holding off an inevitable shit, i mean its in the last vestiges of your digestive tract, on its way out, but at the last moment u stop it and suck it back in, and time yourself on how long u can hold it there?

    i got 31 minutes just now, i had to let it go case my asshole isnt big enough to let out something the girth of what i was building up.

    Good luck!

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    you dirty, sick fuck.

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    your asshole isnt big enough? wow, thought it would be with your gay lifestyle and all.

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    That shit happens to me all the time when i'm in school. When i'm in class, and class just begun. And the dark force inside of me tries to escape through my anus. I have to concentrate all my strength and hold it off. Fortunately i have never failed at holding off my shit. I'm quite good at it and well trained to handle extreme situations. When I cant fight it any longer, i head home. Its always the 20 feet away from home where it starts to leak. I do not enjoy holding off my shit, hope many of you understands how painful it is.

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    Originally posted by loserboy03
    That shit happens to me all the time when i'm in school. When i'm in class, and class just begun. And the dark force inside of me tries to escape through my anus. I have to concentrate all my strength and hold it off. Fortunately i have never failed at holding off my shit. I'm quite good at it and well trained to handle extreme situations. When I cant fight it any longer, i head home. Its always the 20 feet away from home where it starts to leak. I do not enjoy holding off my shit, hope many of you understands how painful it is.
    shitbreak!

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    Originally posted by loserboy03
    That shit happens to me all the time when i'm in school. When i'm in class, and class just begun. And the dark force inside of me tries to escape through my anus. I have to concentrate all my strength and hold it off. Fortunately i have never failed at holding off my shit. I'm quite good at it and well trained to handle extreme situations. When I cant fight it any longer, i head home. Its always the 20 feet away from home where it starts to leak. I do not enjoy holding off my shit, hope many of you understands how painful it is.
    lol, funny this is like your longest post ever. Usualy you only reply with a sentence or 2. and of course it had to be about shit.

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    Sometimes I feel like I have to take a shit but I don't take one then a few days later it will come back and I take a shit.

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    Ever notice that about 15-20 mins after eating McDonalds you always have to take a shit?

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    i do that more than once a week, or maybe just more than twice. its irregular. but almost always its when im sitting on the computer and watching tv or something similar, and dont feel like getting up, im a lazy fellow. but it sure feels good coming out

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    I never ever shit in a public place, and I'm lactose intolerant. A couple times a month, I find myself doing the 30 minute drive home from school just for relief.

    Funny how that 30 minute drive takes 15 minutes when you gotta go.

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    I remember back in the 2nd grade when i just came to America. I didn't know how to say "emergency" so i just ask my teacher if i could go use the bathroom, she said "NO". So I shitted in my pants and stank for about 3 hours and I blame it on some nigger.

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    Originally posted by Digital Chaos
    Ever notice that about 15-20 mins after eating McDonalds you always have to take a shit?
    Yep, espically their Breakfasts. Go right though ya.

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    Originally posted by rx7
    I remember back in the 2nd grade when i just came to America. I didn't know how to say "emergency" so i just ask my teacher if i could go use the bathroom, she said "NO". So I shitted in my pants and stank for about 3 hours and I blame it on some nigger.
    wtf lol .

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