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    Default My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    Right .... the bandit is called "Reel For Win".

    It is definately being screwed.

    It's in my local lush.

    We don't give a f*ck cause these lads are nailing the bandit but we want to know how. They can have what they want but we want to know how.

    The lad comes in one day every week. He buys a half an orange and water then goes on the bandit. He's a pocket full of quids to start with and puts a minimum of a fiver in ... straight .. before pressing a button. He walks away... every time with 2 jackpots..50 quid. And this is what he does.....

    Last night he won the jackpot and somehow he loses it to take a quid. The next 2 spins he dropped the jackpot. 50 quid. I was told last night he does this a minimum in this pub once a week. The f*ucker had the balls to buy the orange and leave it on the bar, win the money and never once drank or even touched the glass. But he got a bitty cockey last night and told us he earns about £2000 a week doing bandits.

    I play this bandit and know all tha bar staff. It has not dropped in a week. He nails 2 jackpots after fu*king off one for a quid???

    Killer Punch At about half 10 (same night) a lad walks in, buys half a lager and goes on the bandit. Sussed him staight off. Throws a fiver in ... f*cks around for 20 mins then nails the same bandit for 4 jackpots!!!... never touches his drink.. turns, smiles and f*cks off.


    6 Jackpots in one day!!!

    Now we know these 2 are a team ... and THEY know they are sussed.Thay can carry on but if they don't spill what the f*uck they are doing stuff will happen. You can't have all the regular lads winning/losing as a gamble when they now know it's dodgy.Without a doubt it's dodgy. And it's not the sort of Pub that will ... let say "tolerate" such ongoings.

    I want to know whats going on but i don't expect anyone to give me the nod outright (openly)but a bit of a clue would'nt go amiss(pm me)

    If it does just boil down to skill and just being shit hot on bandits ... good for them ... but I'm not having it.

    Help me out lads

    Cheers.

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    P.S. please post the results of what happened, & remember you MUST make it to the Jackpot, no less, then leave the machine, dont bother playing another credit, & watch it suck, bet the guy comes off it within £2, just dont let him see you winning the £25, as this will 100% make him leave without even trying.
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    Cheers mate... I'll let you know what happens.

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    gees I'd like to know how to do that. Easiest living I can think of. Earning money by going to the pub GREAT! ;-)

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    see this site www.banditbasher.co.uk there is youre answer

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    Cant get link www.banditbasher.co.uk to work!!

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    www.banditbusters.com this is the one!!

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    does that actually work??
    Go shagging in Prague or live it large in Vegas !!

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    no
    Drugs are only a problem to people who can't afford them.


    urbsy's cat says destroy all censorship on cat porn!

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    I doubt it for £65 but one did go on Ebay for £400 I think!!

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    For £400 you aint going to admit it either are you. Cant see this working myself. I'll have a go with my 6210 next time I'm in the pub
    Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later you get pissed off.

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    If i remember rightly they use a trick like this in vegas! but using a bright light to trick the machine into thinking all the coins havent passed the light counting the coins falling or something like that!

    Might work that IR one?

    andymac

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    It Is A Load Of Poo, Theyre All Over The Net. You Pay And Get A Car Imobiliser Key
    A Load Of Bollocks To Rip U Off!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    what a start - a blank post, then a post all caps, now dragging up a REALLY old thread

    definitly the new twosheds (planks)
    "The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it." - John Gilmore

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    its your job to teach them the wonders of twosheds, twoplanks!

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    definitly the new twosheds (planks)
    oh no, hes got a long way to go before he reaches your levels
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    Doesnt look like a car imobiliser key to me, more like the back of 1 of THESE

    Q-Buster

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    same type of thing m8!

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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    Love the Logo Wizz.

    "Eyes right, Arseholes tight, Bollocks to the front
    We are the boys who make no noise we're only after c**t
    we're the heroes of the night and we rather f**k than fight
    we're the heroes of the Blackburn Fusiliers................Fusiliers....Fusili........"
    We are the BLUES!

    BTW..Just spotted this thread.........Which Lusher?
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    Default Re: My Local Pub's Bandit IS Being Nailed..How??

    Sooooooooooooo, how is he doing it?

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