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    A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on
    >board and only 4 parachutes.
    >The first person said. " I am Roy keene, one of the
    >best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money
    >and my fans need me so I think I should be saved."
    >The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes
    >and off he went.
    >The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical
    >Irish politician who can really help my country and I
    >think I should be saved."
    >The others said."o.k." and gave him a parachute.
    >The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of
    >the English National squad. I have a wife and 2 sons.
    >Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone
    >thinks I am stupid, but I'm not stupid, so I am taking
    >a
    >parachute." and off he went.
    >There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old
    >schoolgirl.
    >The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have
    >lived my life while you are young with everything
    >before you." " You take the parachute and I will stay
    >with the aircraft and take my chance"
    >"It's o.k.." said the girl, "there are still two
    >parachutes. David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."

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    Cheers Ghostgeezer. What a top bloke you are. I'll sleep so much better now i know it's been posted before. :rolls:

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