A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on
>board and only 4 parachutes.
>The first person said. " I am Roy keene, one of the
>best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money
>and my fans need me so I think I should be saved."
>The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes
>and off he went.
>The second person said "I am Gerry Adams, a radical
>Irish politician who can really help my country and I
>think I should be saved."
>The others said."o.k." and gave him a parachute.
>The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of
>the English National squad. I have a wife and 2 sons.
>Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone
>thinks I am stupid, but I'm not stupid, so I am taking
>parachute." and off he went.
>There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old
>The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have
>lived my life while you are young with everything
>before you." " You take the parachute and I will stay
>with the aircraft and take my chance"
>"It's o.k.." said the girl, "there are still two
>parachutes. David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."