> Ole and Sven went fishing
> After a while, Sven caught a huge fish and decided to celebrate with a
> He patted all his pockets but couldnt find his matches so he asked Ole if
> he had a light
> Ole said he did and got a huge bic lighter out of his tackle box.
> Sven said "that's Huge! Where did you get it?"
> Ole replied "I was given it by the genie in my tackle box"
> Sven said "I refuse to believe that your tackle box is inhabited by a
> Ole just rubbed the handle of the box and a blue genie materialised above
> the box
> The genie said "what is your will, master?"
> Ole said "please grant my friend, Sven, a wish to prove that you are real"
> The genie bowed and said "yes Master" and turning to Sven said "what is
> your wish, friend of my Master"
> Sven, in some astonishment, said "I'ld like a million bucks"
> The genie intoned "done" and vanished.
> A few seconds later the sky was darkened by a huge flock of ducks. there
> were pintails, mallards, ruddy ducks and all sorts of others.
> Sven screamed "I said bucks not ducks"
> Ole smiled ruefully and said "I think hes a bit deaf, I was disappointed
> to get a huge bic."