well its in the GBWR now as the no#1 joke in the world
here it is people
Two back packers were walking threw a forest one day and one of the guys, John, starts clutching his chest and keals over on the floor, his mate, dave, shits his pants and calls for an ambulance, the operator answers,
Dave, "HELLO I NEED AN AMBULANCE MY FRIENDS DEAD!!"
operator, "loook calm down sir, are you sure he's dead, go make sure he is dead.."
so Dave puts the phone down walks over to john pulls out his gun, *BANG*, shoots him, runs back to the phone
Dave, OK NOW WHAT.....
sounds funnier said out loud i must say