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    Default funniest joke in the world??

    well its in the GBWR now as the no#1 joke in the world
    here it is people

    Two back packers were walking threw a forest one day and one of the guys, John, starts clutching his chest and keals over on the floor, his mate, dave, shits his pants and calls for an ambulance, the operator answers,
    Dave, "HELLO I NEED AN AMBULANCE MY FRIENDS DEAD!!"
    operator, "loook calm down sir, are you sure he's dead, go make sure he is dead.."
    Dave, OK
    so Dave puts the phone down walks over to john pulls out his gun, *BANG*, shoots him, runs back to the phone
    Dave, OK NOW WHAT.....

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    sounds funnier said out loud i must say

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    I think its o.k, wouldn't say its the best in the world though!! Bloody ancient too... its been posted on here before.... AGES ago!!

    Mike.

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    still in the records mate was on the news on thursday night i think, so .... just posted again

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    i dont care how many times its been posted it made me laugh
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    who said canda was full of stupid ppl

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