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    A man was hired at the toy company!
    he was put in the tickle-me-elmo section
    because he was the only person qualified
    Next day.....
    The man went to work with a box of pingpong balls
    and superglue, finally! he glued all the pingpong bals
    between the tickle me elmos legs
    the boss came in and asked what he was doing
    he said he was just following instructions
    the boss says:
    "Oh! you misunderstood me! i said
    before u package the tickle-me-elmos,
    give it some TEST TICKLES!!!

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    3 blondes are stranded on a island
    a genie appears and says he'll grant them each a wish to help them off the island
    the first blonde says "turn me into a brunette" the genie does so, the brunette then makes a raft and escapes from the island
    the second blonde says "turn me into a red-head" the genie does so, the red-head builds a boat and escapes from the island
    the third says "make me something much smarter then the other two" the genie turns the blonde into a man, the man then walks across the bridge and escapes

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    haha

    first one on this board to actually make me laugh!!

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    I like the island one! lol!

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