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    Default tortoise mugging

    Have you heard about the tortoise that was mugged by a gang of snails?

    When questioned by the Police, and asked what happened, he replied
    "I don't know, it all happened so fast"

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    oh so bad!

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    i cant believe i even read that :rolls:

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    You had to be there

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    YEAH! Finally made it into the Hall Of Shame.
    Been trying to get in here for 18 months.

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    no m8

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    Originally posted by way2gud4u
    no m8
    hahaha

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    come on its so bad it makes it good

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    i must be one sad fu(ker cause i actually found it funny

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    me too

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    Energizer Bunny arrested...Charged with battery ....n...no?...
    “If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”


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