husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator ... soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic.
You impotent *******," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying tome all
of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight
in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy... if you explain the kids." :rolls: :signs: :signs: