One day a man went to a doctor. the man told the doctor that he had an orange *****(male organ). the doctor said it might be stress related, so he ask if the man had been under stress lately. the man replied, "i was recently fired, but that couldn't be it. i just got a better paying and satisfying job". "what else has happened that could cause stress," asked the doctor. the man replied, "my girlfriend left me last week". the doctor said "well that must be it". "it couldn't. i'm glad to be rid of that *****. and i just got together with a much better girl" said the man. "well, what could it possibly be?!? have you DONE anything stressful?" asked the doctor. the man replied, "no. i've just been laying around. eating cheetos and watching porn."