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    1. 5th October 2002 #1
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      One day a man went to a doctor. the man told the doctor that he had an orange *****(male organ). the doctor said it might be stress related, so he ask if the man had been under stress lately. the man replied, "i was recently fired, but that couldn't be it. i just got a better paying and satisfying job". "what else has happened that could cause stress," asked the doctor. the man replied, "my girlfriend left me last week". the doctor said "well that must be it". "it couldn't. i'm glad to be rid of that *****. and i just got together with a much better girl" said the man. "well, what could it possibly be?!? have you DONE anything stressful?" asked the doctor. the man replied, "no. i've just been laying around. eating cheetos and watching porn."
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      thats bad
      You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
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      OMG Thats sad m8 :o: :rolls:
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      hehehe - i liked it
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      lol i thought it was alright
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