A man walks in to a bar and asks for a double whisky,a double vodka,a double brandy and a double gin all in a pint glass.
The bar man says do you mind me asking are you celebrating something?
Yes said the man my first blow job.
The bar man says usually when somebody is celebrating they have champagne.
and the man replies.....
If this does'nt get rid of the taste i'll try a glass of champagne.
ere you aint seen me right.................