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    Default Masturbate for peace

    I'm sure alot of iSONEWS are contributing...right...now...

    http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

    Song For Peace

    Sung to the tune of The Caissons Go Rolling Along

    Sing our song,
    Grab your dong,
    Squeeze some joy juice on your thong,
    When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

    Grab your prick,
    Swat your dick,
    Shoot your load and make it stick,
    When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

    Chorus

    Oh it Woo Ha Hi,
    I just came right in my eye,
    Leave something viscous on your knees,
    When you pull your pole,
    You're always in control
    When your jerkin your gherkin for peace.

    You're no fool,
    Stroke that tool
    'Till you finally start to droll,
    When you're jerkin' your gherkin for peace.

    Slap that cock,
    Jolt your rocks,
    Come so hard you fill your socks,
    When you're jerkin' your gherkin for peace

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    http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

    jeez what different views. yes raise your pricks in the air!!

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    i'll start right away. Make Semen not war.

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    is it ok if i contribute later, like when i'm going to bed?
    i don't feel comfortable masturbating in my living room, my neighbours have a good sight to my living room

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    Sorry im gonna have to skip this one, my wife wants a baby so every drop is going in the right hole ATM maybe next time RAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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    thats right... I better start jerking sometime right now, nothing else to do , but wait I will wack it in a little bit, and then later tonight fuck a girl, after that its bed , school, wack, girl..... IT keeps going I get different girls though so i'm pretty much a man whore.

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