Close

Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1
    DF Wh0re terrysmr2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    BEHIND YOUR SCREEN
    Posts
    221
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked:        2
    Karma Level
    254

    Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed

    Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed





    If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

    I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

    If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

    How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

    I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go ****.

    Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

    If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

    You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

    Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

    Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

    I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

    How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

    Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
    Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

    I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

    **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

    I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

    Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

    Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

    I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

  2. #2
    DF Wh0re marktb's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Location
    Pressedapple
    Posts
    155
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked:        1
    Karma Level
    240

    Default Re: Pick Up Lines That May Get You Killed

    Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
    Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"





    Quality !!
    :signs:

Similar Threads

  1. Tan Lines
    By Conkers in forum Funny Pictures
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 2nd June 2009, 04:05 PM
  2. Replies: 9
    Last Post: 2nd February 2006, 06:23 PM
  3. pick up lines
    By ABCMan in forum The Dog and Duck
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 31st May 2003, 03:45 PM
  4. [REVIEW] Behind Enemy Lines
    By webslinger2k in forum Movie Talk
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 14th February 2003, 05:05 PM

Social Networking Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •