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    Neighbour from Hell-Revenge

    Sorry,I know this has been posted more than once,but need your input.
    One of my neighbours has been terrorising the locals,when I offered to re-arrange his face he got the local constabulary to visit me.
    The picture,5 feet nothing,attitude,rottweiller,wild children.
    He's now provoking everyone,looking for a reaction.
    Any ideas,suggestions greatly appreciated.
    Cheers Guys.

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    petrol thru the letterbox
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    Two options here:

    1. All the locals club together and pay a private "surgeon" to administer reconstructive surgery.

    2. Keep a note (and video evidence if possible) including the times/dates of all the disturbances caused by this individual and his family and then report him to the local council.

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    Just read your response and I'm sitting here wondering if you are actually firing on all cylinders mate.
    Petrol through the letterbox is actually called arson with intent and carries 5 years minimum. You truly need your bumps felt if you think that is the answer especially as the original poster has already stated that there are children in the house (even if they are little *******s).
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    i never said to light it
    it`ll scare him tho

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    hey **** off me and me family arnt that bad :

    well i recon all the neighbours should get together and knock on there door, show them they arnt welcome and if they dont calm down they can **** off

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    Best you can do is gather as much evidence of disturbances as possible, be it photographic, video or tape recording of conversations/arguments/noise. Then get onto environmental health, give them everything you have and get them to monitor it themselves. If it is a bad enough case they will make moves to evict within a month. I know this as I participated in the attempt to banish one of my old neighbours - which worked.

    I know how bad it can be at times cos it fcuks with your head and your family, I wish you the best of luck.


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    Get a woman to keep phoning his house when U know he's not in and ask to speak to him - that'll get his misses thinking and stir it up a little for him. Do it in the middle of the night too if he's that bad - LOL

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    Get your GF/Wife to hand-write him a love letter and spray it with perfume, with a lipstick kiss on it. Post it at the post-office so it looks authentic when it arrives


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    piss tho the letter box and then ask how far it went

    or get a pressure washer and spry um every time they come outta the house

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    Default Re: Neighbour from Hell-Revenge

    Originally posted by beekae
    Sorry,I know this has been posted more than once,but need your input.
    One of my neighbours has been terrorising the locals,when I offered to re-arrange his face he got the local constabulary to visit me.
    The picture,5 feet nothing,attitude,rottweiller,wild children.
    He's now provoking everyone,looking for a reaction.
    Any ideas,suggestions greatly appreciated.
    Cheers Guys.
    just snot the ****er and have done.

    These fooks dont understand any other language . Having to take his dog for a walk displaying a broken nose and two black eyes whilst getting sniggered at and ridiculed by the neighbours would work wonders in changing his attitude . Sounds like a small man hiding behind a big dog to me.

    Just make sure no witnesses see you snotting him although if hes as well loved in the neighbourhood as you say then Im sure that wont be a problem.

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    bye i bigger dog?

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
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    cam means buy a bigger dog, bye a bigger dog means what, get rid of one? i dunno... the man smokes the shizl to much lol

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    knowing your luck mate hasseling them will u get u done lol
    just show em they arnt welcome round these parts of town lol
    have a fight to the death ?? what ever u come up with let us know

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    these neighbours must sleep at some stage so, just play them at their own game. It worked for me.

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    Cheers Guys,various suggestions are now being organised.
    Not used to this approach(un-direct),so keep them coming.

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    one of my favourites was to wait untill there settled for the evining watching soaps or whatever then do the best dump you can muster for him double wrap it in newspaper place it on his doorstep light it and knock loudly on his door, hopefully he'll come out in his slippers and stamp it out.
    Now if this dosn't get rid of him it will certainly make you feel better



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    ran this through the blue nose interpreter.


    Originally posted by beekae
    Sorry,I know this has been posted more than once,but need your input.
    One of my neighbours is a rangers fan,and he keeps on celabrating on the way home from the football ive threatened to arrange his face .
    but im only 5 feet nothing, full off attitude, i have a rottweiller, and wild children.
    He's now provoking everyone,looking for a reaction and saying celtics a scottish club but me and ma mates know theyre irish.
    Any ideas,suggestions greatly appreciated.
    Cheers Guys.

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    Very good for an illiterate.....can u stop the stalking now,big people are talking.

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    Originally posted by diablos
    ran this through the blue nose interpreter.


    diablos, keep the footy fights in the footy forum please, this thread is not about football, its a serious request for some advice.

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    nae bother was just amusing myself, beekae go to the guys door if someone stuck me into the police he wouldnt live in my street.

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