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    Originally posted by *.*
    well when i checked this morning i was still male, although u never know now with todays technolgy, hold on, yup still male thar she blows hahaha
    See !! from the Gender thread.

    Okay - Things have come to a head today ( again ) following the CH4 prog on Monday nite Oct 7th.

    I think him indoors is one sick ******* to obssessively & constantly, jerk himself off. & he says, following that program, he is NORMAL ????

    12 year old intelligence and those that think they are HE MEN, need not reply. I want serious answers.

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    well according to the guy who did my fostering assesment its something that is more common than i imagined (or did) so go figure

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    Ok this thread has confused me already....... WTF is it all about? And whats the Poll? Are you asking if its normal to knock one out?

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    Its a medically proven fact that 99% of normal healthy people masterbate, and the other 1% are liars!
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    LOL@morph

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    I dont really get this thread either, whats all the C&O j?

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    exactly Dan.... (thank god im not the only moron not to get it!!)

    If its masturbation... its healthy... keeps the sperm count up.
    And develops your muscles at the same time...

    whether it determines if your a man or not is a whole other matter. Anyone can knock one out... but whats ur definition of being 'a man' Being strong, brave, well defined body, have a lot of sex or just being able to father a child?

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    I often w@nk myself into a coma and yes, I love it.

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    Originally posted by CzarJunkie
    I often w@nk myself into a coma and yes, I love it.
    so does scoobypatch incidently, anyone seen him lately?

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    If i dont have three wanks a day , my heads knackered .

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    Originally posted by urbanmiffs
    If i dont have three wanks a day , my heads knackered .

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    LOL!!Dude..this is way too much....

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    1 a day keeps the doctor away

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    Dont forget, if the good lord didn't want you to wank he would have made your arms shorter!!!

    So now all you Christians can tug away with the lords blessing!

    From a personel point of view, its mine, so i'll choke the life out of it! 'cause yer cant wank when yer dead!

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    You cant beat pulling skin back
    I have 2 wear a glove for variety:
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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    Originally posted by shadygeezer
    You cant beat pulling skin back
    I have 2 wear a glove for variety:
    LOL, thats class m8, I too often wear a satin glove on my w@nking hand to add a bit of spice.

    Also kids, try this when your parents are out, sit on your w@nking hand for about 30 minutes or until fully numb, then close your eyes and w@nk like crazy, and f**k me if it don't feel like someone elses hand tugging on yer pork sword. I often imagine it's Felicity Kendall as her Good Life character, Barbara.

    You gotta be quick with this method thou, try and open the spooge valve before the pins and needles set in.

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    we used to hang about we a lad years ago and he watched an episode of eurotrash..there was a pot noodle and you add boiling water, use a thermometer to get body temp and shag it...its ment to feel like the real thing..
    just for the record afew weeks after he told us this we never spoke to him again..
    does anyone else has any funny habbits like making love with raw meat etc

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    i saw that eurotrash lol but how would you stick it in without all the noodle juice spilling everywhere? and wouldnt it have that "loose" feel to it?

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    Originally posted by Dan
    wouldnt it have that "loose" feel to it?
    Just like mrs urban then .

    urban

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