A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the
ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an
aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her
what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathised and said, "Why, he's a public servant and
shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right!" the woman said, "I think I'll go back up there and
give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said, "Here, let me hold your monkey."