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    Default Fastest thing in life

    An Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman and an Irishman
    were all sitting down discussing what is the fastest thing in life.

    After much deliberation the Englishman said, "I
    believe it is the process of thought, it comes to one in a flash"

    "Good try" agreed the Scot, "but I think Blinking is even quicker."

    "Pretty good but not quick enough," quipped the Welshman.
    " I am sure Electricity is faster, just think if you hit any
    light switch you get instant light"

    After a few moments Paddy cut in," I believe you all
    have valid points but I think Diarrhoea wins!"

    "What the hell ! are you talking about, Paddy?"
    chimed the three other guys.

    "Well it is like this. Last night I went down to the
    local curry house for a vindaloo, which I washed down
    with 12 pints of Guinness, I then retired to bed.
    However at 3 o'clock in the morning, before I could
    think, blink or turn the light on, I sh1t myself!

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    a quality old joke

    Macca

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