A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a
couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate
the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"F**k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged
his foot it the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
With that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam,
I will personally eat the remainder."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f**king good
appetite, because my electricity was cut off this morning."