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    Default A good groaner

    >Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party
    >in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from
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    >worlds of movies and music, fashion and art.
    >There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy,
    >oysters,champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar,
    >Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire",
    >and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally
    >with Sophia Loren.
    >All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his
    >skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book.
    >"Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started. How's about I
    >get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of
    >'how's yer father?'"
    >"Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the
    >gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too."
    >"Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in
    >close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
    >Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in walks
    >Ringo Starr from the Beatles.
    >"Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service
    >to me, do you?"
    >The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What the hell!"
    >and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work.
    >Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, the door
    >flies open and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the back
    >of the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
    >"Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers.
    >"I told you," Caine snarls.
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    >"You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..."

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    That was definately a groaner. made me smile though
    BM

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    why is there an .exe file behind that pic of homer??????????????????????????????????????/

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