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    Default [adult] f**k machines?

    ok, here's the story, kid comes home from college and asks to use this pc to dl some simpsons stuff from a site he knows, i look round at the screen and its isnt the simpsons he's looking at he had a screengrab from college and he'd typed in the url but he'd misread it (it did look close) anyway i thought i'd share it with you all

    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] (they actualy make these things ?)

    comments?

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    is it a girl or a boy kid that was looking at this site?:shock:

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    both mine are boys and he is 17

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    looks interesting lol i like the animated gifs

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    Maybe Gay Gordon might have experience with them, lol
    Luscious Linda too!

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    i'll remove this if it's required but it should be ok as it does say [adult] in the title.

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    to add to the above pic
    Vital Statistics

    Max RPM: 2400 Horsepower: 1/16 Stroke: 1"

    Notes

    Strengths: Very versatile and maneuverable. Will **** as fast as any woman is likely to want. Great anally.
    Weaknesses: Small stroke of 1''.

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    Originally posted by RudeYute
    Maybe Gay Gordon might have experience with them, lol
    Luscious Linda too!

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    i dont think linda would need em m8, that old slapper gets more pricks than a second hand victorian pin cushon

    but gordon.....?

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    seen this one before
    funny
    Have Fun.





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    Originally posted by ABCMan


    i dont think linda would need em m8, that old slapper gets more pricks than a second hand victorian pin cushon

    but gordon.....?
    Your right darling, what would i want one of those things for? , now i could test them out, but it depends on what fee they would give me .

    I think Gordon might be interested though, I'm sure that he already has the one called the loving chair

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    Sweet jesus! Does anyone else find the 'horsepower' rating disturbing?
    Last edited by Yazmon; 12th October 2002 at 02:04 PM.

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    lol thats the funniest sh!t ive seen in.... days

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