[adult] f**k machines?

[ABCMan]

ok, here's the story, kid comes home from college and asks to use this pc to dl some simpsons stuff from a site he knows, i look round at the screen and its isnt the simpsons he's looking at he had a screengrab from college and he'd typed in the url but he'd misread it (it did look close) anyway i thought i'd share it with you all

http://www.fukingmachines.com/meetthemachines/ (they actualy make these things ?)

comments?

[Dan]

is it a girl or a boy kid that was looking at this site?:shock:

[ABCMan]

both mine are boys and he is 17

[Dan]

looks interesting lol i like the animated gifs

[RudeYute]

Maybe Gay Gordon might have experience with them, lol
Luscious Linda too!

Regards

[Dan]

i'll remove this if it's required but it should be ok as it does say [adult] in the title.

[ABCMan]

to add to the above pic

Vital Statistics

Max RPM: 2400 Horsepower: 1/16 Stroke: 1"

Notes

Strengths: Very versatile and maneuverable. Will **** as fast as any woman is likely to want. Great anally.
Weaknesses: Small stroke of 1''.

[ABCMan]

Originally posted by RudeYute
Maybe Gay Gordon might have experience with them, lol
Luscious Linda too!

Regards

i dont think linda would need em m8, that old slapper gets more pricks than a second hand victorian pin cushon

but gordon.....?

[unclex]

seen this one before
funny

[Luscious Linda]

Originally posted by ABCMan


i dont think linda would need em m8, that old slapper gets more pricks than a second hand victorian pin cushon

but gordon.....?

Your right darling, what would i want one of those things for? , now i could test them out, but it depends on what fee they would give me .

I think Gordon might be interested though, I'm sure that he already has the one called the loving chair

[Yazmon]

Sweet jesus! Does anyone else find the 'horsepower' rating disturbing?

[mofoplan]

lol thats the funniest sh!t ive seen in.... days