Lottery win, f**k u!

[QUALCAST]

YouTube- April Fools Lotto FAIL

[misko]

ha ha ha ha

[Realist]

That reminds me of when I worked in a factory and one Wednesday night one of the guys used to call up his wife for the numbers from the phone in the canteen. Now he knew one guys numbers off by heart and while he was on the phone this guy was sat next to him in the canteen, so has he was reading out loud that Wednesdays numbers (which was this guys numbers) making out he was on the phone to his wife.

Well, this guy jumped up like a nutter started shouting and ran all around the factory screaming I've won, I've won with his shirt over his head.

He started spouting Im going to pay off my mortgage, buy a new car and started spouting out about our shift manager.

At one point we had to stop him from sparking out said manager cos he disliked him and he was close to quiting his job, well we had to tell him and I felt sorry for the guy.

He was down hearted and saddened all night after that.

But it was funny to watch though.

Sorry Craig

[russbeer]

Didn't watch it all because thats pants. And completely staged.

The guy with the glasses is a bit part actor from movies i've seen. Played a guy called Chris in Mo'Money for one.

[QUALCAST]

lol it aint supp to be real..

[DannyLad]

Like that

[Clubber Lang]

I Sky+'ed a draw once and then went out and bought a ticket with the same numbers on it. I then waited 'til the next weeks draw and pulled out the ticket saying I had a lucky feeling.

When the 6th number came the kids were going crazy!

[ming]

i did a similar thing to the wife. a lot of years ago she asked me to write the numbers down as she was in the bath. so i took out the ticket in her bag and wrote the numbers down . i felt a bit guilty so i only wrote 5 numbers down from her ticket. she was going mad and i just pissed myself on the sofa. lol
every bloke i told the story to thought it was funny, every woman she told the story to called me a bast@rd.
go figure