Single ?????

[briansite]

A girl walks in to a Sainsbury and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she
turns he smiles at her and says,

"Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies

"How did you guess?"

He looks into her eyes and gently says

"Because you're a minger"

:bleh: :signs: :

[Ghostgeezer]

Ha ha ha ha!
I like it!

Peter

[4me2]

wicked :signs:

[Gavin M]

lol didnt expect that one !! lol

[eugedaman]

lol! i like that

[Hodr2k1]

Aww damnit, another one I didn't get.
Please explain to the yank what a minger is.

[4me2]

Originally posted by Hodr2k1
Aww damnit, another one I didn't get.
Please explain to the yank what a minger is.

minger is someone who is minging = pig ugly , stinking etc etc.

[Lazaru5]

wicked!!!

that's a pretty good 1 reckon it needs a rating of at least 4!!!

jb

[Yuri]

The is very harsh but bloody ammusing!!!

[briansite]

Glad u liked it m8s ;-)

[psibob84]

funny with a good twist.
nice one

[briansite]

HEHEHEHEHE made me giggle when I first heard it too

[Schoey]

[BM]

Quality hahahah

BM

[Spike2k1]

i liked that one m8.... keep em coming.

[briansite]

Originally posted by BitchMonkey
Quality hahahah

BM

you know what they say the " classics remain" :