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    There's this couple. He's 87 and she's 86 years old.
    They just got married and are on their honeymoon. In
    the Hotel room, she slips into something sexy and
    crawls into bed and waits for her new groom. He's in
    he bathroom sprucing himself up.

    She waits.. and waits.. 'til she can't wait any
    longer. She gets up and goes to the bathroom and opens
    the door. Peering in she sees him bent over on the
    toilet trying to put on a condom. She asks "Honey,
    what are you doing?" and giggles. "I'm 86 years old
    and can't get pregnant anymore."

    He looks up at her and says "I know, but honey, you
    know how the dampness effects my arthritis."
    Smile it's the second best thing you can do with your lips:D :D :D
    I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles and even
    farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

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