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    Default The bitter soldier

    The soldier serving in eastern Asia was annoyed and
    upset when his girl sent him a "Dear John" letter, breaking
    off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.


    The serviceman went out and collected from his friends
    all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find.
    Then he bundled them all together and sent them back to
    the girl with a note saying: "Regret cannot remember which
    one is you - please keep your photo and return the others."

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    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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