Abducted again

**Geewhizz** · 10th October 2002

Well ive been abducted again.

I was waiting for the bus and whoosh off i went

I was stripped, probed,operated on,re-dressed and taken home.

Mind you i didn`t mind

The clothes i had on needed washing.

The probing made me laugh and stopped me getting suicidal

I was operated on and it was a full 12months quicker than waiting for the NHS.

The clothes they put me in weren`t mine but hey the trainers were more expensive the shirt didn`t have mcdonalds all over it.

The trip home saved me �2.50 in bus money, and the hour wait.

So in all i enjoyed it, i asked them to pick me back up next monday night well it saves me waiting for a bus again etc.:shock:

**gadgetman** · 11th October 2002

Straight to the H.O.S. for you. It might help you to get over your abduction, you strange person as you are. Your not even funny.
Hope you get over your strange experience........;-)

**4me2** · 11th October 2002

Im sending you down to the HOS to have your anal implant removed.

**diablos** · 11th October 2002

oh look now, youve been abducted by a administrator and a moderator.

**Geewhizz** · 12th October 2002

Thanks for sending me to the HOS it was nice meeting you all there, we will have to do it again sometime, but please don`t bring those magazines with you to read in the waiting room, they were disgusting....