Man Utd v Man City derby match...

[CON-DIGI]

Van Nistlerooy enters the dressing room to find all the Utd players with their heads down "Whats wrong guy's?" says Ruud,
"We just cant get motivated, its only City after all"
"Why dont you lads go to the pub?, its my first derby match, i'm really up for it, i'll play them on my own!" quips Ruud,
"Fair enough mate, if your that determined" say the rest of the team.

So the rest of the Utd squad nip over the road to the ale-house, after a while one of the team asks the barman to switch the TV on to get the latest score, the lads are delighted to see the score line,

Man Utd 1 - Man City 0
(V'Nistlerooy 10 mins)

So the lads carry on boozing and talking, then Becks says "It must be full time by now, put the telly back on for the final score"
the barman puts the TV back on, and the lads are greeted by this score,

Man Utd 1 - Man City 1
(V'Nistlerooy 10 mins) (Goater 89 mins)

"Great!" shout the lads, "Van the Man has got a draw against City!"
With that the lads leg it back to Old Trafford to congratulate Ruud,
on entering the dressing room they see a sad looking Van Nistlerooy, "Great result Ruud" say the lads, but RVN replies "Sorry lads, i let you down", "No way fella, that was an amazing result on your own" reply the lads, "No you dont understand, i was sent off after 12 minutes"...........

[Mr Olympia]

Ha fookin' ha....:rolls:

We'll see on derby day when we kick red sh1t's ass !!! :


C'mon The BLUES

[CON-DIGI]

Originally posted by Mr Olympia
Ha fookin' ha....:rolls:

We'll see on derby day when we kick red sh1t's ass !!! :


C'mon The BLUES

Dream on my son!!!!!:bleh: :

[BONE]

Originally posted by Mr Olympia
Ha fookin' ha....:rolls:

We'll see on derby day when we kick red sh1t's ass !!! :


C'mon The BLUES

Let's hope ya right m8, cause for one, I don't like Manc Utd, & second of all, I got a Bet on Anelka For top scorer this year...

[dave208]

hahah nice1

[DelTrotter]

LOL, but were still a massive club which got 32,000 fans every game in division 2 and will paste utd all over next month.

so you Utd fans go and support your great club and watch exciting football every week .

[CON-DIGI]

Originally posted by DelTrotter
....so you Utd fans go and support your great club and watch exciting football every week .

Which is more than you lads will see at Maine Rd.!!!!!!

[allsorts]

in your f----ing dreams BOY!!!

[CON-DIGI]

Originally posted by allsorts
in your f----ing dreams BOY!!!

Hello??? and what have YOU been sniffing???? :rolls:

[allsorts]

the shit coming from your mouth m8.
3.1 to city with your coming by way of an own goal

[CON-DIGI]

Originally posted by allsorts
the shit coming from your mouth m8.
3.1 to city with your coming by way of an own goal

You arrogant twat! you think i'm talking shit?, try reading your own posts!

[whitesteel]

Originally posted by CON-DIGI


You arrogant twat! you think i'm talking shit?, try reading your own posts!

Come on mate you posted that joke to wind up city fans, but your the one who ends up getting all hot under the collar, classic:

[blueview]

Originally posted by CON-DIGI


You arrogant twat! you think i'm talking shit?, try reading your own posts!

you poor sad man!!!
sorry.
you poor lonely sad man,,