>-1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
> and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>2- After you, my love, my only prize
> Would be a bullet between my eyes
>3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face
>4- I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother
>5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you're not
>6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>8- Every time I see your face
> I wish I were in outer space
>9- I saw your face as you walked by
> but then I saw a better guy
>10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life
>11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
> If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
>12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime
>13-I see your face when I am dreaming
> That's why I always wake up screaming
>14-My love you take my breath away
> What have you stepped in to smell this way
>15-My feelings for you no words can tell
> Except for maybe "go to hell