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    >-1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
    > and so are you.
    > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    > the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
    >
    >2- After you, my love, my only prize
    > Would be a bullet between my eyes
    >
    >3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
    > If only you could hide your face
    >
    >4- I thought that I could love no other
    > Until, that is, I met your brother
    >
    >5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    > This describes everything you're not
    >
    >6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
    > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
    >
    >7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
    > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
    >
    >8- Every time I see your face
    > I wish I were in outer space
    >
    >9- I saw your face as you walked by
    > but then I saw a better guy
    >
    >10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    > Marrying you screwed up my life
    >
    >11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
    > If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
    >
    >12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    > Two parts vodka, one part lime
    >
    >13-I see your face when I am dreaming
    > That's why I always wake up screaming
    >
    >14-My love you take my breath away
    > What have you stepped in to smell this way
    >
    >15-My feelings for you no words can tell
    > Except for maybe "go to hell


    cam.

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    LOL

    While i was out walking with my brother Jim

    Someone threw a tomato at him

    Now tomato's are soft and shouldn't hurt Jim

    But this on did cause it came in a tin
    :signs:

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    Mary had a little lamb
    she tied it to a pylon
    a thousand volts went up its ar$e
    and turned its wool to nylon

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    mary had a little lamb
    she thought it rather silly
    she threw it up in the air
    and caught it by the



















    but more













    little more









    leg



    mary had a little lamb
    her father shot it dead
    she took it to school the very nxt day
    between 2 slices of bread

    mary had a little lamb
    covered in boils and bislters
    now its on a bonfire
    with its brothers and sisters
    (a foot and mouth 1 that was)

    mary had a little lamb
    she kept it in a buket
    every time the lamb got out
    the sheep dog tryed to










    another scroller










    see










    bit more











    put it back in


    mary had a little pig
    it wouldnt stop grunting
    she took it down the garden shed
    and kick the fu(kin **** in

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    my fav valentine ryhme ...

    i like a laugh,
    i like a titter,
    get down on all fours,
    and ill fly up ya shitta

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    There was a Young Lady From East Ham
    Who wanted to get on a Tram
    She saw the conductor
    Who turned around & Fuked her
    & Now she's pushing a Pram...

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    Roses are red
    Violets are twisted
    bend over love
    youre gonna get fisted


    Roses are red
    Violets are plenty
    lets phone up a friend
    and try double entry


    Roses are red
    violets are silly
    get down on your knees
    and suck on my willy

    Urbs

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    most poems rhyme
    but this 1 doesnt

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
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    Originally posted by Cam
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    most poems rhyme
    but this 1 doesnt
    lol!!

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    there was a man from leeds
    who swolled a packet of seeds
    with in 1 hour
    his nob was a flour
    and his arse were covered in weeds


    old mother huboard
    went to the cupboard
    to get the dog a bone
    when she got there
    the cupboard was bare
    so the dog gave her a bone of his own

    little miss muffet
    sat on her tuffet
    eating her curds and way
    along came a spider
    dangled beside her
    and she squashed it against the tree

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    lmao Re: ahhh poems

    lmao

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    Default Re: ahhh poems

    F*K me. The oldest ever "drag up an old topic" ever seen.

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    lmao Re: ahhh poems

    yeh man totally!! I was sooo bord tryin to find 1 i ent read.. but these are perfect for valentines !

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    Default Re: ahhh poems

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    F*K me. The oldest ever "drag up an old topic" ever seen.
    Buhahahaha. I was thinking that but decided as my new mellow, let anything slide personality was installed by Sam and Derek I would let it pass.

    Peace and love poets everywhere.


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    Default Re: ahhh poems

    I must have had a much mispent youth, haven't heard any of them before and was rolling all about the forum in laughter

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    Default Re: ahhh poems

    why not just let this thread go back to sleep

    he's upped his post count now

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    Default Re: ahhh poems

    little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
    her clothes were tattered and torn
    its wasnt the spider who sat beside her
    it was little boy blue and his horn


    little boy blew....
    cos he needed the money


    (no it hasnt taken me 2-3 years to think up 2 new 1s LOL )

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