ahhh poems

**Cam** · 15th October 2002

>-1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
> and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
>2- After you, my love, my only prize
> Would be a bullet between my eyes
>
>3- Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face
>
>4- I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother
>
>5- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you're not
>
>6- I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face
>
>7- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>8- Every time I see your face
> I wish I were in outer space
>
>9- I saw your face as you walked by
> but then I saw a better guy
>
>10-My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life
>
>11-Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
> If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
>
>12-What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime
>
>13-I see your face when I am dreaming
> That's why I always wake up screaming
>
>14-My love you take my breath away
> What have you stepped in to smell this way
>
>15-My feelings for you no words can tell
> Except for maybe "go to hell

cam.

**terrysmr2** · 15th October 2002

LOL

While i was out walking with my brother Jim

Someone threw a tomato at him

Now tomato's are soft and shouldn't hurt Jim

But this on did cause it came in a tin

:signs:

**marktb** · 16th October 2002

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
a thousand volts went up its ar$e
and turned its wool to nylon

**Cam** · 16th October 2002

mary had a little lamb
she thought it rather silly
she threw it up in the air
and caught it by the

but more

little more

leg

mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
she took it to school the very nxt day
between 2 slices of bread

mary had a little lamb
covered in boils and bislters
now its on a bonfire
with its brothers and sisters
(a foot and mouth 1 that was)

mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a buket
every time the lamb got out
the sheep dog tryed to

another scroller

see

bit more

put it back in

mary had a little pig
it wouldnt stop grunting
she took it down the garden shed
and kick the fu(kin **** in

**monsta** · 16th October 2002

my fav valentine ryhme ...

i like a laugh,
i like a titter,
get down on all fours,
and ill fly up ya shitta

**BONE** · 16th October 2002

There was a Young Lady From East Ham
Who wanted to get on a Tram
She saw the conductor
Who turned around & Fuked her
& Now she's pushing a Pram...

**urbsy** · 16th October 2002

Roses are red
Violets are twisted
bend over love
youre gonna get fisted

Roses are red
Violets are plenty
lets phone up a friend
and try double entry

Roses are red
violets are silly
get down on your knees
and suck on my willy

Urbs

**Cam** · 17th October 2002

roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this 1 doesnt

**Spike2k1** · 17th October 2002

Originally posted by Cam
roses are red
violets are blue
most poems rhyme
but this 1 doesnt

lol!!

**Cam** · 17th October 2002

there was a man from leeds
who swolled a packet of seeds
with in 1 hour
his nob was a flour
and his arse were covered in weeds

old mother huboard
went to the cupboard
to get the dog a bone
when she got there
the cupboard was bare
so the dog gave her a bone of his own

little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and way
along came a spider
dangled beside her
and she squashed it against the tree

**mist3r** · 13th February 2005

lmao

**Shambles** · 13th February 2005

F*K me. The oldest ever "drag up an old topic" ever seen.

**mist3r** · 13th February 2005

yeh man totally!! I was sooo bord tryin to find 1 i ent read.. but these are perfect for valentines !

**BertRoot** · 13th February 2005

Originally Posted by Shambles

F*K me. The oldest ever "drag up an old topic" ever seen.

Buhahahaha. I was thinking that but decided as my new mellow, let anything slide personality was installed by Sam and Derek I would let it pass.

Peace and love poets everywhere.

**drdude** · 13th February 2005

I must have had a much mispent youth, haven't heard any of them before and was rolling all about the forum in laughter

**fonetech** · 13th February 2005

why not just let this thread go back to sleep

he's upped his post count now

**Cam** · 19th February 2005

little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
her clothes were tattered and torn
its wasnt the spider who sat beside her
it was little boy blue and his horn

little boy blew....
cos he needed the money

(no it hasnt taken me 2-3 years to think up 2 new 1s LOL )