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    Navy Retirement

    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
    retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement
    a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any
    two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points
    would be


    The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of
    his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked
    out with a bonus of $72,000.

    The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
    measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out
    with $96000.

    The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would
    like to be measured replied "from the tip of my penis to my testicles."

    It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider,
    explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received.

    But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him
    providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.

    The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop'em", which
    he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the
    Captain's penis and began to work back.

    "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

    The Captain calmly replied "Vietnam"

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