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    Default blonde

    A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
    "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
    She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goeson.
    The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
    She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
    "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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    Nice one m8 ------------ Blonde in shower shouts "hey babe wheres the shampoo?" He replies "On the shelf " To which the blonde replies " Na thats no good Babe its for dry hair":shock: :rolls: :o: :o:
    Póg mo tóin

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