A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment
by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking
sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling
up to a beautiful woman.
"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all
eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful
"Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.
"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"