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    Default Hell is unfair

    A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment
    by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking
    sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling
    up to a beautiful woman.

    "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all
    eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful
    woman."

    "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.
    "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

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    yeah i like it
    slow but sure,or is it sure but slow

    On the sidewalk Sunday morning
    Lies a body oozing life
    Someone's sneaking 'round the corner
    Is that someone Mack the Knife

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    lol quite good

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