LOL What a DUMBASS deer!

**AlkalineX** · 18th October 2002

http://www.jplt.com/~eric/deer/

stupid fuck... jumpeed off an overpass and crashed into a durango...

**AngryKoala** · 18th October 2002

Heh, makes a nice hood ornament.

That is a pretty retarded animal. Must've been scared outta it's mind. Everything in Minnesota is messed up.

**Seadog** · 18th October 2002

deer are really retarded, if you ever drive up north, they sometimes just walk right out in front of your car, while you are going 60 miles an hour, then stop and stare at the onrushing vehicle beeping its horn and barreling down on them.

Any fuck who wants deer hunting banned needs to see what kind of damage these stupid animals do.

**azrael69** · 18th October 2002

no banning of deer hunting....that's some goooooooooood meat!

deer are dumb, it's very true.
they cause a lot of human deaths on roads, you really have to watch what you're doing in some areas.

driver is lucky he didn't die

**evstein7** · 19th October 2002

Deer in headlights!

**station420** · 19th October 2002

yea thats about 3 weeks old, it was posted on a car forums..

the story is that there was a deer on a overpass, and it got spooked by on comming traffic, so it jumped off the overpass, and onto that car..
the passanger had guts all over his legs hah.. sick shit..

here's the good part you guys missed:
http://www.thegameclans.com/img/deer.jpg

**deathblood** · 19th October 2002

Originally posted by AlkalineX
http://www.jplt.com/~eric/deer/

stupid fuck... jumpeed off an overpass and crashed into a durango...

hey Eric, you shouldn't place your resume on the site...
if it is your site.. hehehe

**skazz** · 19th October 2002

Originally posted by station420
yea thats about 3 weeks old, it was posted on a car forums..

the story is that there was a deer on a overpass, and it got spooked by on comming traffic, so it jumped off the overpass, and onto that car..
the passanger had guts all over his legs hah.. sick shit..

here's the good part you guys missed:
http://www.thegameclans.com/img/deer.jpg

Haha... that reminds me of rotten.com

**Bandit600** · 19th October 2002

Anyone who thinks animals are retarded for walking out in front of vehicles, must be pretty retarded to think animals have more inteligence than well an animal.

**BuBBeN** · 20th October 2002

Originally posted by Bandit600
Anyone who thinks animals are retarded for walking out in front of vehicles, must be pretty retarded to think animals have more inteligence than well an animal.

word.

Also its nothing funny about this animal dying a painful death when he was scared out of his mind.

if it is then remember to laugh when i drive my big heavy car over your kids when they accidentally runs out in traffic...also remember to look hard so you dont miss "the good parts".

**Eminem2k1** · 20th October 2002

wtf? thats some sick shit, deer arent dumb no one taught them how to react when a fuckin durango is coming at you in the dark.

**[cabin]** · 20th October 2002

is the deer still alive ??

**BuBBeN** · 20th October 2002

Originally posted by [cabin]
is the deer still alive ??

no it isnt its smashed look at the pictures.

**BuBBeN** · 20th October 2002

Originally posted by Eminem2k1
wtf? thats some sick shit, deer arent dumb no one taught them how to react when a fuckin durango is coming at you in the dark.

thats true..maybe i misunderstood bandits post..when i read it now it seems different ..im slow in the head

I thought it meant like they are animals they dont have cars or roads that doenst make em dumber than the other animals..us.

anyway animals arent stupid..just as you say..the forest is their home.if i all for sudden built a road in someones livingroom and he goes to watch some tv the next day and all for sudden i come driving very fast across the room that guy would have been hit by my car too

Also i think a human would have done the exact same thing as the deer in that situation.

**evstein7** · 20th October 2002

The mouth of the deer looks positioned right by where the drivers crotch was...

**duekiller** · 20th October 2002

do u ppl realize that when a dear sees the oncomming light it gets peralized... sortof

that is why there are alot of dead bunnies on the road ....

**DSmithy** · 20th October 2002

Eric Mortensen is an even bigger retard.

**AngryKoala** · 20th October 2002

Originally posted by duekiller
do u ppl realize that when a dear sees the oncomming light it gets peralized... sortof

that is why there are alot of dead bunnies on the road ....

Do you realize that it wasn't dark out? Goof.

And it's deer, not DEAR.

**MoTheMan** · 20th October 2002

LOL A deer dos a gaynor ala Greg Louganious(sp?) off an overpass into a Darango, and you guys feel sorry for the deer. This is why there is sport hunting, as you can see a full grown deer can really fuck up a car/truck/van. That dude driving is lucky to be alive.

**ALLAH** · 20th October 2002

Originally posted by Eminem2k1
wtf? thats some sick shit, deer arent dumb no one taught them how to react when a fuckin durango is coming at you in the dark.

Yes, it is dumb, just because that dumb beast still didn't learn how to react to a car, but knows how to react to a human or a wolf. Why do people insist on considering animals anything but dumb? They are dumb! Just as all the fucking enviromental wackos and all the damn animal-rights movements! Yeah, go hug a cow or tree!