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    Default Tfi Friday!!!!!!!

    thank god for friday!! but as usuall i am boared as hell at work with absolutly nothing to do! anyone know any good jokes? or just something to keep me ocupied till 5!!

    please!!!!!! cant take anymore boardem, i think i have looked at 99% of the internet!!

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    I suppose you could do some work, that would keep you occupied ??

    Well you said you wanted some jokes !! :-)
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    take a long lunch break in the pub - I would have done that apart from my 2pm meeting which has now been moved to 3.

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    boom boom! cheers..i would if i could but no work to do though!not one job for me to do!!

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    go home then.

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    I'm on a 2pm til 10pm shift today so I've brought with me my trusty xbox, that should help me pass the time untill my back has healed enough to make the trek home at 10

    Ah, it's a hard job but someone has to do it

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    Originally posted by Spike_UK
    I'm on a 2pm til 10pm shift today so I've brought with me my trusty xbox, that should help me pass the time untill my back has healed enough to make the trek home at 10

    Ah, it's a hard job but someone has to do it
    what sort of bloody job lets you play xbox for the whole shift ?????????????????????

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    I work in a very quiet call centre where I get paid alot for doing very little. Dont you just hate me

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    yep.

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    Originally posted by Spike_UK
    I work in a very quiet call centre where I get paid alot for doing very little. Dont you just hate me
    not only is he a geek, hes a smug **** too:signs:

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    whose the call centre for and wats ur pay? Bringing in an Xbox and having a internet access sounds pretty good.

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    aww, **** me.. dont encourage him.. he'll gloat all ****ing night now :rolls:

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    hahahah

    I work for BT and I'm not telling me pay

    I'll just say that if they paid me in tenners I'd have to give them 8 quid back after a 8 hour shift.

    Oh and I get paid time and a quarter after 8pm so I get abit more than that

    Gotta go, pizza is here...

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    lol lucky *******! but obviously not all is gud in his life, afterall he owns an x-box

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    lol, only brought the xbox as there's no decent fps on the gamecube.

    was gamecube lastweek so I could play mario

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    Originally posted by Spike_UK

    I'll just say that if they paid me in tenners I'd have to give them 8 quid back after a 8 hour shift.

    so u get paid 2 quid for an eight hour shift... buahaha...

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    lol, let me make the maths abit simple for those of who skipped school

    So if they were to pay me in tenners it would be £10 x 8 hours = £80

    then I give them back £8 at the end of the day so that's £80 - £8 = £72

    SO to work out my wage it's £72 / 8 hours which = £9 per hour

    There, now was that really that hard??
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    ahh.. but ya never said they paid u a tenner an hour... u just said tenners...

    ah screw this.. im off to the pub... u can expect some drunken ramblings at about 2 am... laters

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    Im just glad the minumum wage is going up

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