What do you call a MAN with no arms or legs?
- on your living room wall? ART
- on two wheels? AXEL
- in a hayloft? BARNEY
- in your mailbox? BILL
- trying to swim? BOB
- who tastes like water? BUD
- on mediocre drugs? BUZZ
- who has no head? CHESTER
- who is on the edge of the green? CHIP
- put through a meat grinder? CHUCK
- in a tiger cage? CLAUDE
- who is covered with oil? DEREK
- in a porn flick? DICK
- who makes you an offer you can't refuse? DON
- next to a hole in the ground? DOUG
- who fails to catch fire? DUDLEY
- when you push his head under water? DUNCAN
- with a bad cough? FLEMING
- on your barbecue? FRANK
- drowning in the lake? GIL
- during a full moon? HARRY
- in your spicerack? HERB
- flying over the fence? HOMER
- under a car? JACK
- on parallel bars? JIM
- in the men's room? JOHN
- who's pretends to have arms and legs. JOSH
- under a steamroller? LANE
- starving to death? LES
- who is English and gets dumped on? LOU
- on a lettuce farm? MANUEL
- on your front door step? MATT
- in a sound system? MIKE
- who has been run over by a steam roller? MILES
- with a cut on his face? NICK
- in a motorized wheelchair? OTTO
- in a flowerbed? PETE
- in your gas tank? PHIL
- who is covered with saurkraut? REUBEN
- with a history of wheelchair collisions? REX
- in a bank vault? RICH
- being stoned to death? ROCKY
- who has been struck by lightning? ROD
- shooting up drugs? RUSH
- in a pile of leaves? RUSSELL
- on a paper towel? SCOTT
- being tossed into the water? SKIP
- under a train? SPIKE
- balanced on his stumps? STAN
- being cooked by cannibals? STU
- who can play 15 different musical instruments? STUMP THE BAND
- who get's left behind in a restaurant? TIP
- in your drums? TOM
- who is painted with dragons, ships and sunsets? VAN
- on the President's desk? VITO
- in shallow water? BOB WADE
- given to you by a deceased uncle? WILL
- in an arid desert? WILT
What do you call a WOMAN with no arms or legs?
- caught by a trawler? ANNETTE
- who is very pale? ASHLEY
- who carries an air horn? BLAIR
- in a sugar vat? CANDY
- in a backpack? CARRIE
- with one tit bigger than the other? EILEEN/IRENE
- in a tank? ETHEL
- in a sewer? FLO
- eaten by a Gila Monster? LIZ
- in a shotgun wedding? MARY
- on your barbecue? PATTY
- stuck on a wall? PEG
- in a nudist colony? SEYMOUR
- ensnared in a lawsuit? SUE Q
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