3 old women r sitting in a diner,
chating about various things.
One of them says, u know i'm
finding myself getting more forgetful,
this morning i was standing at the top
of the stairs and i couldnt remember
if i had just walked up or if i was on
my way down them.
another one of them says,
u think thats bad, i was sitting
at the edge of my bed the other day
and i couldnt remember if i was going
to bed, or i had just gotten up,
the third old ladie says, my memories
been spot on, touch wood, raps on the table,
with a startled look on her face, she turns and shouts
WHO IS IT.
our smithey goes to see the boss the other day cause him and his lass are doing ALOT of house cleaning as they have just moved into there new house and need things sorted, so smith goes to see the boss, boss he says, i need a couple of days off cause our lass is cleaning out the house from top to bottom, she wants me to tidy out the garage, the attic and do any heavy lifting, well, u know u carnt have the day off smith as were short staffed says his boss
smith says, cheers boss i knew i could count on u