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    3 old women r sitting in a diner,
    chating about various things.
    One of them says, u know i'm
    finding myself getting more forgetful,
    this morning i was standing at the top
    of the stairs and i couldnt remember
    if i had just walked up or if i was on
    my way down them.
    another one of them says,
    u think thats bad, i was sitting
    at the edge of my bed the other day
    and i couldnt remember if i was going
    to bed, or i had just gotten up,
    the third old ladie says, my memories
    been spot on, touch wood, raps on the table,
    with a startled look on her face, she turns and shouts
    WHO IS IT.

    hehe

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    our smithey goes to see the boss the other day cause him and his lass are doing ALOT of house cleaning as they have just moved into there new house and need things sorted, so smith goes to see the boss, boss he says, i need a couple of days off cause our lass is cleaning out the house from top to bottom, she wants me to tidy out the garage, the attic and do any heavy lifting, well, u know u carnt have the day off smith as were short staffed says his boss
    smith says, cheers boss i knew i could count on u

    hehe

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    Default Re: two jokes

    Originally posted by Gavin M
    raps on the table,
    hehe
    I wondered were hed gone :shock: :shock: :bleh:

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    raps on the table,
    with a startled look on her face, she turns and shouts
    WHO IS IT.
    How can you forget this face: ????

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