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    Default 68 year old virgin

    Sorry if this has been posted before.

    A standup comedian asks his audience if there are any virgins in...
    An old biddy puts here hand up, "Yeah, I'm a virgin"

    Comic-"You! A virgin?"

    Old lady-"Yep, 68 years old, been married 3 times and still a virgin!"

    Quite impressed with this, the comedian gets the old lady on stage to tell the audience her story...

    Old lady- "68, still a virgin and been married 3 times...My first husband was an optician- he just liked to LOOK at it...My second husband was a Psychiatrist. He just wanted to TALK to it. My third husband was a stamp collector...I don't f*ckin' half miss him..."


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    lmfao

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    good un mate

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