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    A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
    minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a
    pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still
    wriggling - what should I do?"

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
    and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

    The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he
    radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it
    out and threw it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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    excellent.....lol

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    yeah old but very good

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