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    A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few
    minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a
    pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still
    wriggling - what should I do?"

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head
    and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

    The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he
    radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it
    out and threw it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
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    excellent.....lol
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    yeah old but very good
    slow but sure,or is it sure but slow

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    Lies a body oozing life
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    Is that someone Mack the Knife

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