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    A guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the
    bartender where the toilet is. The bartender
    tells him that it's down the hall and to the
    right.
    The man leaves the bar to use the toilet.
    A couple of minutes later, the bar patrons
    hear a loud scream, and they wonder what is
    going on in the toilets. A minute goes by and
    again everybody at the bar hears a loud scream
    coming from the toilets.
    This time the bartender goes into the toilet
    to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
    He opens the door and asks the drunk, "What's
    all the screaming about in here? You are scaring
    all my customers away."
    The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and
    every time I go to flush, something comes up
    and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
    With that, the bartender opens up the door and
    looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting
    on the mop bucket!!!"

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    lol.......

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    buahahahahaha.. thats gotta hurt!

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    Thats a gooden I wasnt expecting that.

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    is that from personal experiance ABC O'Man

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