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    A couple took their young son for his first
    visit to the circus, and by chance, their
    seats were next to the elephant pen. When his
    father left to buy popcorn, the boy piped up,
    "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"

    "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she
    replied.

    "No, not that."

    "Oh, that's the elephant's tail."

    "No, Mom. Down underneath."

    His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's
    nothing."

    Pretty soon the father returned, and the
    mother went off to get a soda. As soon as
    she had left the boy repeated his question.

    "That's the elephant's trunk, son."

    "Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is.
    The thing at the other end."

    "Oh, that's the elephant's tail."

    "No. Down there."

    The father took a good look and explained,
    "That's the elephant's penis."

    "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said
    it was nothing?"

    The man took a deep breath and replied,
    "Son, I've *spoiled* that woman."

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    Lol, very good
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    LOL... Excellent!!

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    very good reminds me of the time...........................

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