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    Default Halloween

    In honor of Halloween, here is yet another traditional scarrrrry story!

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    >A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a.......

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    >BUMP... behind him.

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    >Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright

    >coffin banging its way down the middle of the street

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    >Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing

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    >He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes

    >in, slams and locks the door behind him.

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    >However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin

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    >on the heels of the terrified man....

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    >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is

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    >sobbing gasps.

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    >With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door, bumping and

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    >The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand

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    >Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.

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    >the coffin stops

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    :signs: :signs:

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    pmsl x 50 , brilliant

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    Default Re: Halloween

    as I searched for same joke.. it was here, bringing it back due to Halloween!

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    Default Re: Halloween

    no comment

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    Default Re: Halloween

    hmm...

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    Default Re: Halloween

    I was hoping for a great ending. Unfortunatly it didn't come

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    Default Re: Halloween

    Wheres the rest of it? Damnit now im gonna be thinking about that one for months .

    Thanks tho but was over too soon...

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    Default Re: Halloween

    ha ha brilliant............have some scary green blob k+

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    Default Re: Halloween

    Hmmm, didn't get it, and i've never heard of Robitussin whatever it is *runs off to google* lol hmm cough syrup...still dont get it :/

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    Default Re: Halloween

    its cough syrup which makes the coffin stop!!! it's not hard, it's just really unfunny

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    Default Re: Halloween

    my mouse wheel`s as hot as hell after all that scrolling

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    Quote Originally Posted by gameking48
    my mouse wheel`s as hot as hell after all that scrolling
    you could have just clicked the mouse wheel and used the scroll arrows instead

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    Default Re: Halloween

    Quote Originally Posted by ABCMan
    you could have just clicked the mouse wheel and used the scroll arrows instead
    I completely forgot about that function,thanks mate :|

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    Default Re: Halloween

    lol funny but unnesasary > all da way down

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    Default Re: Halloween

    charlie...poor

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